theworldisyourseashell:

I don’t have a daddy kink.

I have an Ashton kink.

lilosquad:

yall bash wmyb but i know if i turned it on in the car youd have the windows down n your limbs flailing to the beat smh fakeass hoes

shippin-larry:

ok shows over someone give harry some throat lozenges and tuck him into bed with his boy.

natnovna:

*on my deathbed* what the fuck is “story of my life” even about 

    Niall:*sees Harry and ed together*
    Niall:*RUNS UP TO HARRY SCREAMING YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE*

natnovna:

liam: “how long have we been here (in vegas)” 

niall’s hungover ass: “TOO LONG”

maurypovichofficial:

*throws a note onstage*

*harry picks it up and opens it*

"PLAY FIREPROOF YOU FUCKS"